wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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