I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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