Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Enjoy the penises
I am available for nakedness
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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