ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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