I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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