At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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