question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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