Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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