So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have post one night stand depression
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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