So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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