your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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