I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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