I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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