Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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