Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The power of my boobs compel you
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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