another moral hangover. fuck.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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