I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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