The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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