He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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