I wannas sexs uuuuu
Quick, to the slutcave!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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