? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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