What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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