if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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