Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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