My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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