You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
did i walk over a car last night?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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