You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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