Pants 0. Shit 1.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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