So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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