i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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