haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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