There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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