I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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