Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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