Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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