so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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