Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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