She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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