I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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