Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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