Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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