So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
