Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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