I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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