Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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