you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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