ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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