Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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