margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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