In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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