party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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