omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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