508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Pooping to opera.
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