dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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