I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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