I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
