38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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