i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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