When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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